bellisadinosaur:


This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

xemoxmelmox:

dallefiamme:

AKDLAKSLDJKDGH !!!!!! <3 <3 <3

Fennec foxes

(Source: cup-fullofhappiness, via donteverforgetaboutme)

andrewhussiesbosom:

I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

(Source: guystud, via donteverforgetaboutme)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via todayisouronlyhope)

  • Mom/Dad: why don't you ever tell me anything?
  • Mom/Dad: *tells entire family about your problems*
  • Mom/Dad: *judges you*
  • Mom/Dad: *Insults you*
  • Mom/Dad: *calls you spoiled*
  • Mom/Dad: *says you're overreacting*
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